- ―Bernard while attacking Nicholas
Bernard Cooper is the husband of Joyce Cooper and together they run the hotel. He is constantly sleeping in the chair at the hotel. He only appears awake during the Neighbourhood Watch Alliance meetings.
Later, when it is revealed that the Neighbourhood Watch Alliance is a murderous group and Nicholas is removed from the town, he is in the town square when he returns. After his wife is knocked out with a potted plant, Bernard displays an extraordinary burst of energy, attacking Nicholas with a sword. However, Nicholas overpowers him and sends him to the ground, moaning about his hip.