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Shaun of the Dead

(The camera zooms in on a pub. Inside, Shaun is staring blankly while drinking a pint)

John: Last orders, please.

Liz: Shaun?

Shaun: Yeah?

Liz: Do you see what I'm saying?

Shaun: Yeah, totally.

Liz: I know he's your best friend, but you do live with him.

Shaun: I know.

Liz: It's not that I don't like Ed. Ed, it's not that I don't like you.

Ed: It's all right.

Liz: It'd just be nice if we could...

(Ed interrupts):

Ed: Fuck.

Liz: ...Spend a bit more time together.

(Ed interrupts again)

Ed: Bollocks

Liz: Just the two of us.

(Ed interrupts again)

Ed: Cock it!

Liz: It's just, with Ed here, it's no wonder I always bring my flatmates out, and then that only exacerbates things.

Shaun: What do you mean?

Liz: Well, you guys hardly get on, do you?

Shaun: No, what does "Exacerbate" mean?

Liz: It means, um, to make things worse.

Shaun: Right, right. Well, I mean, it's not that I don't like David and Di, you know. Guys, it's not that I don't like you.

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