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Simon Skinner
Simon Skinner

"I'm a slasher and I must be stopped."
―Simon to Nicholas Angel

Simon "Sissy" Skinner is the manager of Sandford's supermarket, Somerfield. He is a member of the Neighbourhood Watch Alliance and has won several trophies for fun-running events. During Nicholas Angel's investigation, he was the prime suspect of the "accidents" which had been frequent in Sandford.


  • In the newspaper, it is revealed that he had a brother, Stephen.
  • It is also revealed that his father was Edward Skinner and his mother's maiden name was Rites.
  • Leslie Tiller was his cousin.
  • He used to study ballet when he was growing up.



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